G.T.A. Garden Tractors Anonymous / need help?

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Anyone ever hear of the Garden Tractors Anonymous organization or support group; if not read below? Even better, if you dare, tell your story! :D Background on this: I was given this on a sheet of paper without a copyright, even so I can't take credit. It was titled "G.T.A. Garden Tractors Anonymous - Jack Campbell, Founder and President". I thought this was well fitting for this club, so I wanted to share. I hope you enjoyed it. I for one only own eight tractors (so I tell my family), so I am in the 5-10 category, but I think all the hidden ones push me into the over 10 category! (VERY SERIOUS!) So is anyone thinking of forming such a support group?!!! :o) = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = The G.T.A. is for anyone with the following symptoms: 1. Drives along looking in back yards, junk yards and farm yards for rusty iron in the form of an old garden tractor. 2. Has one or more in his own back yard or somewhere. 3. Sees someone else with one and rushes up to talk to them. Degrees of infection 1-5 Garden Tractors = Not Serious, can be cured. 5-10 Garden Tractors = If you have that many, it can get serious, use caution. 10-50 Garden Tractors = Very Serious. 50-100 Garden Tractors = Almost no hope, rarely cured. Over100 Garden Tractors = Give your soul to the Lord as you are a terminal case. Recommended Cure - Unknown(Note: the person infected seldom, if ever, wants to be cured. It is usually his wife and/or family hoping for help.)

[JJ MARSHALL 0]

SOUNDS CONTAGIOUS TO ME JJ

[maxtorman1234 0]

Well, I have a 716H 716H ford 140 ford 125 410s 410s 410s 712h 310 312 case 222 b207 and dad has the 917 I also have parts to build at least 1 more tractor. HMMM, I think im in trouble..... I have all 3 symptoms, and I fall in the very serious category, But im proud of it:D:D:D lol

[Rob-B 0]

But the Wife wants to know where to go for the cure.......................... Rob

[ambler 0]

Race cars!!! or broads