Who’s Buying the Guns..?

[StinKy]

Herb, you hit the ole nail right on the head!! Guns have been my hobby for more than 30 years---my ONLY hobby, until these tractors got a hold of me. I wonder what silly-ass group of do-gooders is out there who'll try to take my tractors away from me by reason that I'm a menace to society because I happen to own them. Dick

[Guest]

you laugh...........wait the EPA has changed things for newly built OPE engines....how long before they come after the existing ones?????????????

[Kent]

I first thought that this email that I received today was too partisan to post, but it may be appropriate here as long as EVERYONE understands it is meant in friendly jest... Perhaps the ones buying the guns are the ones who didn't already own one (or know how to use one even if they don't keep one in the house), yet they somehow couldn't take advantage of this special offer.... -------------------------------------------------------- SPECIAL OFFER We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the country if George W. Bush became President. With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who want to keep their promise! Attention! Would Alex Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Cher, Phil Donahue, David Gephin, Barbara Streisand, Pierre Salinger and anyone else who made that promise, please report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation", which has been commissioned to take you to your new homes outside of the USA. The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise. Please pack for an extended stay...at least four years and you should consider the possibility of eight years. **Your captain is - Bill Clinton **Your cruise director - Al Gore **Your recreation director - Monica Lewinsky **Your lifeguard and swimming instruction supervisor - Sen. Ted Kennedy. Sen. Kennedy will also be teaching a course in emergency procedures. **Your spiritual advisor and marriage counselor will be the Rev. Jesse Jackson. If you've any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return. Bon Voyage!

[beamer]

I like it!

[andrewD]

me too

[BradW]

Hi, in reply to your post "ADD" in california they are banning all cars 1981 and older from operation, even just idiling at a car show, as we all know, there are alot of cars older than 1981, plus most of them look nicer, a comparison (1968 fastback mustang OR 2001 mustang), I think I would take the 1968, personally the ban is stupid in all ways, I am just wating till old tractors and small engines are banned, then, california will be a pretty crummy state to live in if ya like these old machines!-BradW

[StinKy]

Hey Kent, I may get my head bit off too for this comment, but whoever it is that sent you that e-mail, please extend my hearty appreciation of his/her taste in political humor especially when it's mixed with a twist of truth. Dick

[SmilinSam]

I can't believe they would go off and leave Janet Reno. Surely there must be a job for her this "Love" boat................

[SmilinSam]

By the way Dutch, is your arm getting tired yet?? You've been stirrin' up the old kettle for quite a while now. HA! SmilinSam

[MPH]

Kent, I think that e-mail is cooler then my 10 below temp this morning..MPH

[Tired]

Sam, I just seem to either examine things closely or differently, or see things that others miss. Sort of like the boy in the "Emperor's New Clothes". Getting a little tired..? Sometimes, but I usually get a second wind. Why don't some of you other guys give me a hand..?

[MPH]

Kent, could you please send me that e-mail so I can share it with my two sons, they went through hi school watching the boso's piloting that ship with disgust at what our country, thier's to be, was willing to buy. thanks MPH

[arnoldir]

Just read that gun sales in California jumped 50% the week of September 11th, and has remained at 32%. It must be the anti-gun gang. Most of the people I know have not bought a gun. We already owned them..! The one exception is a friend who has been anti-gun for as long as I’ve known him (20 years). He really criticized me when he learned I had been carrying a pistol after we returned from a trip to New York City a number of years ago. Now he had a change of mind and asked me to recommend a weapon. I told him to save his money because we’re not being invaded. What would he shoot, an airliner, a letter, anthrax germs..? But, he said owning a gun would make him feel safer. Right now I'm more interested in tractors. Go figure………………..

[BradW]

I'm thinking a tour of the "bermuda triangle"....-BradW

[MPH]

Dutch, Your a deep thinker and a well-informed guy. Enjoy your input. Marion Kerr

[PGL]

I'm surprised noone has figured out a good destination yet, or will they just stay on the ship?