Latest email terrorist alert...

[Kent]

Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will be bitten on the behind by an alligator. Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's toliet bowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty business. > > > I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the conclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it must be true. ----------------------------------------------- Just to show how ridiculous these hoaxes are getting!

[srwven]

Just don't send it to my sister-in-law. She will believe it and forward it to me and 200 others.

[Guest]

I hate it when them things "bog down" my e-mail, and it does no good to try and explain to the sender "they've been had". Naturally they never get forwarded from my PC. However, this one I have to send out. That was great...

[MPH]

Can they craw though 5 more inches of snow???MPH

[MPH]

Marty, Are the 'gators up there white like the bears..?

[MikeES]

Kent, You used almost all the "hot" keywords. If the FBI and CIA spiders and bots are working as planned, you may be detained with Omar and Mohammad for interrogation. That should make a great headline in your local paper. "Air Force colonel questioned in plot.” Anyway, thanks for the “heads up”. I’ll hold mine till the 29th or use the woods. Why take a chance..?

[DaveM]

That's amazing, Kent! I recieved that e-mail from the exact same person!!!!!

[JimV]

Thanks Kent, I'll be on the look out for any suspicious looking aligators near my septic cover.BTW have the Navy seals been told about this?

[andrewD]

I don't think they would want to go in after the gators ;-)

[MPH]

Must be Herb, that might be why I have never seen one.MPH

[Del]

Send on the alligator. I need some new alligator shoes!!