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The Tractor Collector "10" Commandments

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The Tractor Collector "10" Commandments #1 Thou shalt not store thy tractor out of doors, except for thy modern iron. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #2 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors tractor, nor his shop, nor his battery charger. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #3 Thou shalt not love thy tractor more than the wife and children; as much, but not more. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #4 Thou shalt not read Antique Power on company time, for thy employer makes it possible to continue thy tool payments. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #5 Thou shalt not despise thy neighbor's Cub cadet, nor his John Deere, nor even his Gravely on steel. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #6 Thou shalt not allow thy daughters nor thy sons to get married during the holy days of the national tractor convention. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #7 Thou shalt not deceive thy wife into thinking that thou art taking her for a romantic Sunday drive when indeed, thou art going to look at another tractor. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #8 Thou shalt not promise thy wife a new addition to thy house then use it to store tractors. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #9 Thou shalt not tell thy spouse the entire cost of the restoration, at least not at the same time. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #10 Thou shalt not buy the wife a floor jack for Christmas. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Taken from http://www.bellshome.com/command.htm with a couple modifications This & $1.00 might get you a small coffee Maynard aka/UCD

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My daughter got married last year she did not set a date until she asked me whitch date was open from the imortent shows.My sister also wanted to get married on a show weekend my dad told her either pick another day or he was not going to pay for it as he had other things planed for that day.Guess what she changed the date.Brought home a tractor for a freind today a fair shape 725 runs good but needs some work.Bob

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